I wrote a thing for some people. It is available, along with four other worthwhile essays/articles/etceteras, with full audio accompaniment and photos, for a whopping 99 cents. If you’d like to read 3500 words about Glasgow, padlocks, and junkies (or just listen to some professional narrator guy with a horrible snarky voice read it), click here.
As you can see, the next story is about skyping with David Lynch, which sounds like a worthwhile read to me.
I don’t know if you need an iPhone/iPad/iDevice to read it or not, but considering I saw a homeless guy with a iPhone 4 last week I’m just assuming everyone’s got one and it’s a moot point.
If you just want to go get a beer and have me read it to you that’s cool too, but the beer will be £1.25 minimum and you’ll probably have to fly to Scotland so it’s more cost-effective to just download it.
Down on the high street someone careened out of Boots without due care or attention. I suggested they learn some pedestrian etiquette, i.e. sidle out of the store gingerly, embrace the margin.
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